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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. IV: Easter Rising
“I am the resurrection, and the Life: he that believeth in Me, though he were dead yet shall he live.” (John 11:25) “And whosoever liveth and believeth in Me shall never die.” (John 11:26) I hope all...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. V: Smell-o-Gram from God
“Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door I will come in.” (Rev. 3:20) We’re guessing somebody didn’t appreciate last week’s comic; click here for Pt. IV!...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VI: Mercy This
“The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.” (Ps. 103:8) Loving parents probably shouldn’t make sacrifices for obedience… just sayin’. Click here for Pt. V! Filed under:...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VII: Army of Love
“For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds.” (2 Cor. 10:4) “And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VIII: Sin for the Win
“But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound.” (Romans 5:20) Thanks to our friend Mark for donating Behemoth’s new guitar! We think… Click here for Pt. VII! Filed under: art Tagged: atheism,...
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Guam’s Behemoth’s Bible Promises, Pt. IX: The Origin of Reason
“He that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.” (I John 5:18) “For the Lord shall be thy confidence, and shall keep thy foot from being taken.” (Prov. 3:26) “Above...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. X: Genocidal Maniac
“He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.” (Ps. 91:4) “And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XI: A Crisis of Faith, or quaquaquaqua
“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13) “The desire of the righteous shall be granted.” (Prov. 10:24) “Let us hold fast the profession of our...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XII: A Crisis of Identity, or quaquaquaquackery
“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13) “For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.” (2...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIII: Cross Examination
“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.” (James 5:16) “God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” (Psalms 46:1) “The Lord shall preserve thee from all...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIII.V: The Exodus
Mid-week update! Click here for the first half! Filed under: art Tagged: atheism, atheist, bible promises, Billy Graham, children, Christianity, dinosaurs, faith, God, Jesus, lego, morality, prayer,...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIV: Some Dinos Are More Equal Than Others
“No good thing will He withhold from them that walk uprightly.” (Psalms 84:11) Last week’s episode is in two parts: Cross Examination and The Exodus; enjoy and happy blaspheming! Filed under: art...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XV: He Saves Me, He Saves Me Not
“Hitherto hath the Lord helped us.” (I Samuel 7:12) “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13) For more fun bedtime reading, check out II Kings 23-25 and Human...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVI: Sacrilidiot
“Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.” (Ps. 119:165) Click here for the outtake and here for pt. XV! Filed under: art Tagged: atheism, atheist, bible promises,...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVII: Interpretations of Love
“And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment.” (Phil. 1:19, KJV) “And this is my prayer: that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and...
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Jesus Spider Ascends to Heaven, pt. II: I Believe I Can Fly
Click here for pt. I! Filed under: art Tagged: atheism, belief, Christianity, Jesus, R Kelly, religion, Spider
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVIII: Prophet From The Lie
“Blessed is he that readeth… and keeps those things which are written therein; for the time is at hand.” (Rev. 1:3) You profit from the rape lie baby; Bikini Kill’s “Liar” here. Click here for last...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XIX: Hope of Salvation
“For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ.” (1 Thess. 5:9) Click here for Guam’s outtake! Click here for last week’s episode, “Prophet From The Lie”!...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XX: Tempting Faith
“For in that He Himself hath suffered being tempted, He is able to succour them that are tempted.” (Heb. 2:18) Click here for Guam’s outtake! Click here for last week’s episode, “Hope of Salvation”!...
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Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIII: The Cubs Are Alright
“The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the Lord shall not want any good thing.” (Ps. 34:10) Click here for outtakes, and click here for last week’s episode!Filed under: art...
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